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Post by Axton on Wed Sep 07, 2016 3:27 pm

"Who knows," He says evasively and then immediately changes the subject. "A twin sister, huh?"

Kassandros thinks he might be able to tolerate a cuter, bustier version of Narcissus much better.
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Post by sirenangel on Wed Sep 07, 2016 3:38 pm

Yep. Not just a human, and he's immediately more interested. He scoots in just a little closer and grins to him.

"She's awful. Looks exactly like me, too." He chuckles. "She lives far away, thank god."
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Post by Axton on Wed Sep 07, 2016 3:41 pm

"Does she now?" He asks, suddenly less interested in her. "I'm what way is she awful, I wonder?"

He does not miss that his companion has scooted closer.
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Post by sirenangel on Wed Sep 07, 2016 3:46 pm

"She's flirty, obnoxious, and annoying. She's incredibly adept at swordplay and mouthy." He says, describing himself, as well. "We were raised apart, so I don't see her often, thank the Gods." He takes another drink and orders a new glass.
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Post by Axton on Wed Sep 07, 2016 3:50 pm

She sounds a startling amount like Narcissus, but Kassandros doesn't mention it.

"Maybe our journey will take us there," He teases with a grin. "So, you know any magic? Or strictly swordsmanship?"
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Post by sirenangel on Wed Sep 07, 2016 3:53 pm

"I certainly hope not." He mutters and scowls at the idea. It probably will, but he'd really rather not. Astra would love her. "I can do minor cantrips but nothing above them. I'm much more fit for fighting." He pauses, crosses his legs over quite unsubtly, and smirks to him.

"So, when are you planning to tell me you're a mage, dear?"
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Post by Axton on Wed Sep 07, 2016 3:56 pm

"I'm not that lucky," he says coldly, eyeing him. "I'm a swordsman, after all. Or did you miss my physique and the scars across my face?"
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Post by sirenangel on Wed Sep 07, 2016 4:03 pm

"I saw you holding that sword in your off hand, dear." He laughs, leaning forward a tad bit and narrowing his eyes. "And those calluses are from spells. Not swords. Scars mean you fight against swords, Kassy."
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Post by Axton on Wed Sep 07, 2016 4:05 pm

"Whatever you think you're reading into, you're wrong," He says, meeting his eyes. "I can't use magic, I'm just a swordsman."

He downs the rest of his drink and orders his third.
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Post by sirenangel on Wed Sep 07, 2016 4:13 pm

"Fine, fine. But if your pretending act gets Astra hurt, you will regret lying to me." He smiles somewhat ominously. He also finishes his own drink and orders another. His cheeks are a soft pink akin to his hair from the alcohol.
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Post by Axton on Wed Sep 07, 2016 4:24 pm

"No harm will come to her," He says and he means it. If it comes to that, and he's sure it will at some point, he's not afraid to use his magic, but...he hopes it doesn't. Because, last time...

He sighs loudly.

"Thank you for the alcohol," He says, his speech slurring just a bit.
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Post by sirenangel on Wed Sep 07, 2016 4:32 pm

"No problem, darling. I needed it myself." He purses his lips and stretches his limbs out. He's not exactly hungry anymore if he's being frank. "So how is your brother annoying?" He changes the topic and may or may not move his leg towards him.
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Post by Axton on Wed Sep 07, 2016 4:35 pm

"Oh, he's...augh...I don't even know how to describe him. He's disgustingly lonely and clingy." He groans, laying his head on the bar counter. "...let's hope we never meet him. I heard he has a new boyfriend. I cannot imagine what he would be like."
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Post by sirenangel on Wed Sep 07, 2016 4:39 pm

"Gods. I certainly hope so as well." He mutters, taking the last drink of his fourth glass. He pats his companion's head and rests their legs together. Subtle as ever.
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Post by Axton on Wed Sep 07, 2016 4:51 pm

This time, Kassandros lets it slide.

"Mm, we should probably head back soon," he says, eyeing his last glass. He was getting a bit tipsy.
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Post by sirenangel on Wed Sep 07, 2016 4:55 pm

"Probably a good idea. It's a little bit late, but I also worry about waking her up. Perhaps a little more? My treat, still." He traces a finger at his thigh, but only lightly. He orders another and smiles to him.
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Post by Axton on Wed Sep 07, 2016 4:57 pm

Kassandros looks over at him suspiciously, but gives in, sighing. He can pretend he doesn't feel his hands at his thighs for another drink, sure.

"Fine, fine, just one more," he says, looking to the bartender now.
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Post by sirenangel on Wed Sep 07, 2016 5:06 pm

The bartender serves them another round and Narcissus sips at his whiskey with a light sigh.

"So what's it like in the town you're from, Kassy?" He might be staring a little bit. He couldn't help it if he tried. "My hometown is rather cold. I'm grateful to be out."
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Post by Axton on Wed Sep 07, 2016 5:08 pm

"It was..." he thinks back on it, his expression souring. "...the worst. I'm not ever going back, that's for sure. I know our journey might take us there, but I...pray it doesn't."

He takes a large gulp from his drink.
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Post by sirenangel on Wed Sep 07, 2016 5:19 pm

"Sorry to dredge up those memories, dear." He pats his back and smiles a little. "Let me know when we're near, and you won't need to face the place." His smile is genuine, even if it is a little wolfish. Gods, he is handsome. Narcissus takes a drink to distract himself and disguise his longing.
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Post by Axton on Wed Sep 07, 2016 5:22 pm

"No, it's okay, you...didn't know," he says softly, looking away from him regardless. "Let's hope we avoid it, is all."
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Post by sirenangel on Wed Sep 07, 2016 5:27 pm

"Let's indeed. Astra will likely understand." He sighs and finishes his last glass, then gently rests his palm against Kassandros's thigh, smiling all the same. "Let me pay, and we can depart." He almost croons his words.
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Post by Axton on Wed Sep 07, 2016 5:29 pm

"Of course," he says, trying not to notice how pretty Narcissus' eyelashes look in this lighting. They, too, were a soft pink. The alcohol certainly didn't help his beauty, but Kassandros tried not to think too hard about it.
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Post by sirenangel on Wed Sep 07, 2016 5:36 pm

As he rises he gently traces it upwards before pulling it away. He pays the bartender and leans against the counter waiting for Kassandros, eying his chest. The new shirt he'd chosen framed him quite nicely, he thinks idly, eyes half lidded at the thought of it.

"Ready, dear?"
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Post by Axton on Wed Sep 07, 2016 5:38 pm

"Mm, yeah," he walks with Narcissus, a bit unsteadily but not too bad. "Hey, by the way, since there are two beds, I can sleep on the floor, or...?"

He shrugged slightly.
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