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A Totally Coincidental Meeting

Post by Axton on Mon Apr 11, 2016 6:40 pm

Damen didn't understand a lot of things. This was primarily, but not exclusively, caused by the fact that he had no memory since the year 1990. The first thing he remembers is waking up to the repeated sounds of two people singing Opposites Attract continuously. Vampires are very, very easily amused creatures. Since then, Damen has pretty much done nothing but take it easy and absorb pop culture, even if he understands almost none of it. This has caused quite a few unhappy incidents in which he has insulted various religions, races and genders.

This time was one of those times.

"Look, I didn't mean, I just meant," Damen sighed softly. "Is it like, a crime to compliment peoples skintones now or like, what did I miss?"

Incredulously, one of the vampires Damen was addressing scoffed, "you referred to him as being an ebony god, how are you not understanding how racist that is?"

Damen cocked his head to the side. "But...he is?"
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Post by sirenangel on Mon Apr 11, 2016 6:58 pm

It's not an unusual occurrence for vampires to fight. If anyone's used to it, it's one of Vera's lackeys, and Hadrien is exactly that. She doesn't like it when people fight, and so sticks her beefiest men inside of bars she owns. Which is almost all of them.

This time, though, it's a different story. This was a fight she predicted verbally, in one of the few face-to-face encounters he's ever had with her. He could count those on one hand. She liked to maintain a presence, and boy did she ever. She told him word for word, an "idiot with bomb-pop hair is going to say something he doesn't know he'll regret. I need you to keep him from getting hurt." She was dead on. Hadrien definitely doesn't believe in fortune telling, so he guesses she probably just had people trail this guy. After being alive for around 65 years you get cynical. He bets Vera's ten million times worse.
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He steps in between the men.

"He's an idiot. It's not going to get through to him, and if you guys fight I know a lady who'll really savor talking to you about it." He lowers his sunglasses. He loves wearing them indoors.
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Post by Axton on Mon Apr 11, 2016 7:16 pm

The group of vampires harassing Damen (or maybe he was harassing them) leave but not before hissing argumentatively. Damen smiled widely at Hadrien once they'd left.

"Hey, thanks man, so...you know Vera? Me too, we hang all the time but, you know, I need a dude for, uh, personal reasons every now and then." He grinned slightly sheepishly but mostly stupidly. "So...what's your name?"
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Post by sirenangel on Mon Apr 11, 2016 7:19 pm

He snorts. "Personal reasons. Right. Yeah, I know Vera. It's kind of dangerous not to." And equally dangerous to know her, but that's besides the point.

"The name's Hadrien. Did they hit you or anything?" He doubts it. He knows those guys, they're usually pretty soft.
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Post by Axton on Mon Apr 11, 2016 7:30 pm

"I dunno, I think it's almost more dangerous to know Vera than not to," but Damen shrugged. "No one hit me. Would've been fun. Sometimes, you just gotta tear a few vampires apart and let them regrow." He smiled a bit more widely than he should have considering the subject matter, then he laughed.

"So, Hadrien," he enjoyed the name on his tongue as he was sure he would enjoy other things of Hadrien's on his tongue. "Want to get a drink?"
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Post by sirenangel on Mon Apr 11, 2016 7:34 pm

"She's certainly a very particular kind of person. Attracts all types. She reeled us in, after all." He smirks, baring only the slightest teeth. "As long as she's fine with the fighting, do what you like, but those guys are off limits. You're lucky she thought of me." He steps aside, moving the bar with the ever-exasperated bartender. Same shit different day.

"I usually do." He admits.
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Post by Axton on Mon Apr 11, 2016 7:46 pm

Vera attracted all types, true, but at least some of the types she attracted were attractive in the most basic sense. Damen was not subtle when he stared at Hadrien's ass.

"Let's find something good to drink then, yeah?" Damen suggested.
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Post by sirenangel on Mon Apr 11, 2016 7:49 pm

Hadrien, having been around these people for longer than his living years, was used to it.

"I'm not paying for you." He grins, then orders himself a tall draft. "Unless you make a decent argument."
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Post by Axton on Mon Apr 11, 2016 7:57 pm

Damen ordered a bloody mary, just because he can. He is just as flirtatious, if not more, with the bartender as he orders. If he hadn't been sitting he might as well have been wagging his ass and begging like a dog.

"So," he turned back to Hadrien as if he hadn't basically just groveled, "favorite food? Unless you're one of those vampies who can't eat, in which case, I feel bad for you."
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Post by sirenangel on Mon Apr 11, 2016 8:01 pm

The bartender groans and fetches their drinks, just praying for tips at this point in his life. Fucking vampires.

"I'm pretty partial to breakfast food. I don't eat unless I want to, though. It's not very often." He sips at the foam on his beer. "...some days, french toast is worth it."
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Post by Axton on Tue Apr 12, 2016 9:19 am

Damen grins despite himself.

"Breakfast food, eh? So you like, like, sweets n shit?" he asked and he happily drinks his bloody looking beverage.
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Post by sirenangel on Tue Apr 12, 2016 1:58 pm

"Not so much desserts. But the more sugar, the better." He remarks in return, taking a drink. "Even alive, always had a sweet-tooth. Just don't eat as often." He smirks.
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Post by Axton on Tue Apr 12, 2016 2:29 pm

"How are your teeth still intact?" he teased, grinning widely. "Then again, guess since you can regenerate, makes your life easier, huh?"

He laughed loudly.
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Post by sirenangel on Tue Apr 12, 2016 2:36 pm

"Oh come on, I take good care of them. Wouldn't do to be a vampire with gross teeth." He snickers. "And regeneration helps anyways. And your favorite?"
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Post by Axton on Tue Apr 12, 2016 3:18 pm

"Raw. Meat." Damen licked his lips just thinking about it. He slumped over the counter, licking the last bit of tomato juice from his glass. "Nothing tastes quite as good as A grade raw beef. Or, raw bacon, or ham..."
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Post by sirenangel on Tue Apr 12, 2016 5:55 pm

"Vera orders that stuff a lot. Never really got the appeal, though." He explains, waving a hand. "Must be something with older vampires. Not enough intake." He's definitely seen it around, but it never really did appeal to him.
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Post by Axton on Tue Apr 12, 2016 6:21 pm

"Huh. Maybe?" He shrugged. "Dunno how old I even am. Dunno anything before Opposites Attract. Goddamn, why'd I have to wake up to that song, anyway..?"

Damen flopped around until he was leaning with his back against the counter. "So. How old are you?"
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Post by sirenangel on Tue Apr 12, 2016 6:40 pm

"Damn. Rough deal." He smirks. That sure was a song, alright. "You could've heard worse."

"I think I'm at about 65. I stopped really counting. Not very old compared to quite a lot of Vera's lackeys." He leans forward and rests his chin on the back of his hand.
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Post by Axton on Tue Apr 12, 2016 6:50 pm

"Dunno man. Could be any fucking age, like, what if I was one of the first vampires, or like, even one of the first humans, man..." he whistled thoughtfully.
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Post by sirenangel on Tue Apr 12, 2016 7:37 pm

"Could be, but I don't know." He snickers, then turns around with him. "I know there aren't a whole lot of ancients left around. Vera is pretty old, though she hasn't told anyone how old. I doubt she ever will."
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Post by Axton on Tue Apr 12, 2016 7:41 pm

"Yeah, she seems like an old ass lady," he laughed loudly. "I should make fun of her for that later."

Damen clicked his tongue and pushed off of the countertop.

"I'm bored. I want to eat someone." He grinned broadly.
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Post by sirenangel on Tue Apr 12, 2016 7:57 pm

"From how you seem to be still alive, I bet she'll laugh it off." Definitely not if it were anyone else. She doesn't laugh easily with most people. Unless it's something morbid.

"It's a little early to be biting people."
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Post by Axton on Tue Apr 12, 2016 8:16 pm

"It's never too early to be biting someone," he joked.
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Post by sirenangel on Tue Apr 12, 2016 8:26 pm

"That's debatable, but you know." He remarks, leaning in just a little bit closer. "There's probably somebody here. Humans like stupidly dangerous places."
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Re: A Totally Coincidental Meeting

Post by Axton on Tue Apr 12, 2016 8:40 pm

"Or," he leaned in closet to Harriet. "You could supply me with a snack."
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